I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
My taco would like to meat you.
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.