Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.