Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.