Corny pick up lines

How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, cheesy, clean
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
68.79 % 92 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Let's find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, cute
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, clean
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