I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.