Corny pick up lines

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
67.33 % 209 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, baseball
How many fingers are too many?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
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