I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
How many fingers are too many?