I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?