Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.