I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!