You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.