Corny pick up lines

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
67.37 % 31 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
67.36 % 62 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
67.23 % 58 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, soccer
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, baseball
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