Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.