Corny pick up lines

Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
66.47 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
Let's Bang.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
65.61 % 33 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
65.45 % 29 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny, football
You are hotter than Sriracha.
65.35 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
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