I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
It takes balls to play golf.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.