Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Let's Bang.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.