Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.