Do they make you in hug pillow?
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.