I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.