Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.