Corny pick up lines

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Real men eat me.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
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