I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.