Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
You smell that? Smells like love.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?