Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.