Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.