That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.