Corny pick up lines

I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Wow! Are those real?
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
51.85 % 22 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
You are hotter than Sriracha.
48.81 % 53 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
39.06 % 67 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, dirty
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
33.99 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
31.40 % 63 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.
26.35 % 40 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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