I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Wow! Are those real?
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.