Corny pick up lines

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
56.55 % 5 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
Wow! Are those real?
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
56.50 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
55.20 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, corny
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
52.91 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
47.82 % 27 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
33.50 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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