Corny pick up lines

Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
56.50 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
52.91 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
51.85 % 22 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
You are hotter than Sriracha.
51.46 % 37 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
45.45 % 45 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, dirty
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
34.96 % 45 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
32.06 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.
24.89 % 39 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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