Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?