My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.