Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
You are hotter than Sriracha.