Corny pick up lines

My split finger will have your knees buckling.
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
60.06 % 14 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, corny
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
58.10 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
57.89 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
57.76 % 13 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny, football
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
56.75 % 31 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, dirty
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