After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.