Wanna see my world cup in action?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?