Corny pick up lines

Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
58.97 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
58.33 % 50 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
58.10 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
57.76 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, corny
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
57.76 % 13 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny, football
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
57.76 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
56.79 % 75 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
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