Corny pick up lines

Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
Do they make you in hug pillow?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, cheesy, corny
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