Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Do they make you in hug pillow?