I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
You had me at "Harry Potter."
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.