Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot.
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
You're so hot that you denature my enzymes.