You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.