Hi, can I domesticate you?
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
You're only a riot grrl cuz you haven't experienced me yet.
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.