You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.