Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
Hi, can I domesticate you?
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.