Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Wanna see my super stroke?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?