Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?