Corny pick up lines

Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
I won't shoot first in bed.
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, cute, reverse
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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