Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
I can't wait to see how my new fall wardrobe looks on your floor.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!