Corny pick up lines

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
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Pick up line: baseball, corny
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
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Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny, dirty
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Hey Sasuke! How'd you like have your Throwing - knife in my Shuriken?
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
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