I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.
You had me at cello.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?