How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?