Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why?
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
Are you a tuner monster? Because you're powering up my Syncro.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
Show me your Bankai, big boy.