Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.