Corny pick up lines

My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, corny
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, corny, cheesy
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, corny
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
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