I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
You're a major part of my life. Without you I'd B Flat.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.