How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.