Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why?
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!