Corny pick up lines

You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, nerdy
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
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