These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
I collect love messages. Could you send me any?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!