Corny pick up lines

Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, nerdy
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
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