Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?