I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.