I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!