Corny pick up lines

Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
You drive me crazier than Lupin on a full moon.
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Pick up line: corny
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
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Pick up line: dog, corny
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
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