Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.