Corny pick up lines

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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