They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.