Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?