Offensive pick up lines

Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
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