Offensive pick up lines

How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
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Pick up line: dirty, offensive
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
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