I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.