Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.