Offensive pick up lines

If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
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