If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.