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Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
78.17 % 36 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
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