Offensive pick up lines

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I have a flute you can blow.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
71.02 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
69.00 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
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