If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing