Offensive pick up lines

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
78.17 % 36 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
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