Offensive pick up lines

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
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