Offensive pick up lines

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
73.29 % 39 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: offensive, reverse, cheesy
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
71.02 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
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