Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing