If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.