When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.