Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?