Offensive pick up lines

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: reverse, offensive
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: offensive
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
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