Offensive pick up lines

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
You are as hot as my mother.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
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