Offensive pick up lines

Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
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Pick up line: dirty, offensive
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
I have a flute you can blow.
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
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