Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.