Offensive pick up lines

When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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