Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.