Offensive pick up lines

I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
You are as hot as my mother.
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