Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.