Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.