Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I've got a curved stick.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.