Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.