After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.