Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?