Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Life is better when we stick together.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
My other stick curves to the right.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!