Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
I've got a curved stick.