Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
We would be honored if you would join me.
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