I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
I won't shoot first in bed.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.
We would be honored if you would join me.