Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
Want some of my eggnog?
You can be Santa's helper...
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...