I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.