If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
Whoa! Shouldn't you get back on the top of that tree before someone notices you're missing?
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I can get you off the Naughty List.