If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Whoa! Shouldn't you get back on the top of that tree before someone notices you're missing?
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?