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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.