I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
Every beat of my heart says your name.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Our smiles should touch now!