It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".