Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
Girl, let's go invisible.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.