I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Girl, let's go invisible.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.