Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?