If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.