(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.