I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Do you know how many times I've had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.