Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Let's find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.