I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Your words make you more kissable.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)