You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.