You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Girl, let's go invisible.