Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'