I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Claustrophobia is one of my fears, but I'd be in a tight space with you any time!
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.