If you're here, who's running heaven?
If I had to be somewhere, it would be next to you.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
If I was an octupus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Do you play the vibraphone? Because I've been getting good vibes from you.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.