Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Be my Lab Partner? We've got chemistry.
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.